Bella Moore's Moodboard: 01
Oh like I have any chance at a shot with any of them! I will willingly do that to every preteen I see just to have the number, because I probably won’t have the guts to text it.
You never know until you try, to be honest. If you have the number and don’t text it then whats the fun in that?
It’s not like I’m friends with them, though. I’m just a roadie. They have great taste, it’s not my fault. That’s what I’m saying. I’ve already seen too many preteens with unlit cigarettes in their mouth and it makes me want to rip it out of all of their mouths and tell me them to suck that metaphor. I feel like everyone knows what’s attractive and what’s not, no matter your sexuality. So even though I’ve never actually been with a guy or anything along those lines; I know who I find most attractive, so.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. All I’m saying is if you plan on making moves on those girls you better be cautious considering you have to be on the road with them for another couple of months. I would pay you so much money to do that, actually. Maybe that’s what you could do for her number! True enough.
You think Louis would castrate me? Because you love me? She is thirty-four and more banging than most of the population of America. And Eleanor dated Louis; are you seeing a pattern yet? Okay, fine, you deserve some credit; but most people only liked him because of the movie. Beau is attractive. Still too much muscle for me, though. I mean, I’m straight; I think; but if I were going to go for a guy, they’d have to be pretty lanky and pale.
I think both Louis and Harry would castrate you as a team, if I’m being honest. I mean, you have a crush on both their ex’s that’s bound to be some type of disaster. Hmmm, I don’t know. True enough. I am definitely seeing a pattern and that’s that you are interested in all of the boys on tour’s ex’s. Shame on you. Thank you very much but you do got a point there. They all expect him to become their Augustus. I mean I’m straight too but hey, at least if you ever went gay you’d know your type.
Don’t fuck with me, woman. Hey now, there are less popular women that are high in my heart as well; Caroline Flack, Amelia Lily, Evelina Barry, the lot. I’ve never seen the hype about either of those. I think Channing is just too built in my opinion and I just don’t care for Ansel; and I feel like the only reason he’s grown such rapid popularity is TFIOS.
I don’t fuck around with this type of stuff. I just need a good enough reason to give it to you. I can understand Amelia and Evelina but Caroline? Really? She’s like forty years old isn’t that a bit weird? Plus she dated Harry so wouldn’t you be breaking boy code or whatever? That’s just because you’re a boy, you don’t understand. Sure Ansel’s fame is partially because of TFIOS but I liked him before that movie so I deserve some credit. Dylan O’Brien and Beau Mirchoff especially have me feelin’ some type of way.